The New Bible

Are you looking for a new Bible? Tired of the Old ones, like the King James Version or the New International Version? Or do you just want a funny parody of the Bible?

Well…sorry, I got nothing. Except for this of course:

Genesis: 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 35, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44-45, 46-47, 48-49, 50

Exodus: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11-12, 13, 14, 16, 17, 19, 20

Some chapters are missing, and this is due to the fact that many of the missing chapters are either a long list of people and their children, or something equally as boring. This page will be updated as new chapters are made.

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