Atheist Quotes #3

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It’s been a few months since the last two (which can be found here and here) but here are a handful of good atheist quotes.

George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and Christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd.” – Sam Harris

“We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes” – Gene Roddenberry

“I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence” – Doug McLeod

“Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence.” – Unknown

“We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart” – H. L. Mencken

“Deaths in the Bible. God – 2,270,365 not including the victims of Noah’s flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers were given. Satan – 10” – Unknown

“If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse” – Woody Allen

“I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.” – Susan B. Anthony

“To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy” – David Brooks

“A religious text should ideally not extend past three pages. Any longer and it tends to contradict itself.” – Unknown

“What’s “God”? Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God’s the guy that ignores you.” – Steve Buscemi

“How difficult would it be for 11 men to hang a traitor, move a boulder, remove a body, and replace said boulder within a period of three days?” – Unknown

“Born right the first time” – Unknown

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